So near yet so far(ce), says shoe after going past PC face

Note the date: April 7, 2009. New Delhi.
It’s historic because it’s the first time that an Indian journalist took a potshot -- literally -- at a Home Minister. Jarnail Singh, for the uninitiated even after hours of repeated footage of the hit-and-miss incident, is the Dainik Jagran journalist who threw a shoe at P Chidambaram.
In an exclusive interview, the shoe that missed the face but faced the nation bares its sole:


How does it feel to miss the Home Minister’s face?Just like the cricket ball out of an Indian fielder’s hands -- always missing targets. No, just kidding; on a serious note, I feel bad for Jarnail Singh because it just exposed what a hit-and-miss journalist he is. But on the positive side, it proves he can be a good television journalist -- wide off the mark!

What were you thinking when, after being hurled and in air, you were flying towards the Home Minister?
I was worried whether the insides of me smelt foul! You know, journalists are on their feet almost half the day, and you can imagine the fragrance once the shoes are off! But seriously, I blame Jarnail because he threw me in a fit of rage without thinking about my olfactory reputation.

Which personality’s face would you like to kiss?
Given half a chance I would do anything to stay off any feet that will walk all over me. It’s a weighty issue, but if staying off the feet means flying past faces, why not? To answer your query, being hurled at politicians gives me a certain mileage at this point of time, now that the IPL has gone off our shores. With every channel following everything to do with any neta, I can certainly face the nation with my sole intact.

Tell us a little more about your background.
Born into a leather family, I have always been up and running. My father was the classic leather -- all black, like the Kiwis, and immensely proud of it. He was a real secular: did not make any distinction on colour, make or brand identity. But given the state of the economy, with few people buying new shoes, my siblings and I grew up faster. So we are sneakers.

Lastly, do you see yourself as a competitor to the shoe that went past George Bush at Baghdad?
I think Jarnail did not do justice to my talent. His underarm throw was a little weak -- like Sourav Ganguly sometimes did while fielding at forward short-leg, missing the stumps from the shortest possible distance.