Six-pack or six packs? Pick your packs

There are six-packs, and there are six packs. Of cigarettes.
The former takes a lot off you. The latter, in the long run, we are told, takes a lot off you.
Mention six-packs even once, and I'll blow a fuse. I don't have one, and envy everyone who lays claims to such things on life. Mention six packs, and I'll blow a fuse. I don't smoke so many, and envy everyone who claim to have so much time as to light up those many.
Shah Rukh, we are told, is the latest one to flaunt six-packs. Johnnie Abraham, though, we are told again, is the original one to own one. Johnnie Abraham, we are told, is the latest advocate of six packs. Shah Rukh, though, was the original one to pack in the lights.
Bottom line? If you got the Will, go for six-packs. If you got the Wills, light it, moron.